Just be glad you're a Smith, a Jones, a Frank, a Dave or a even a Dweezil. Common names may be boring, but at least you're not bound for a life of teasing, giggling and chattering behind your back. Unless of course, you've been cursed with one of these doozies
Well, bigfatdrunk will be happy to see the doctor he wanted to his vasectomy!
LOL. You can't buy branding like that.
How is he not #1? I mean, with a name like Dick Chopp, you're either gonna be a urologist or the highest-grossing hardcore gay kung-fu movie actor ever.
I went to Dr. Hitt. uhhhhhhh, hehehehehehe, hit. Now do you see why I am scarred for life? In addition to all the other scarring?
My testicles feel your love, lauhal. They really do. ;-)
I mean, with a name like Dick Chopp, you're either gonna be a urologist or the highest-grossing hardcore gay kung-fu movie actor ever.
I dunno, you could also be a mohel.
The way D/0 was carrying on, I'd say it was mo' hell. ;)
I don't know. I prefer the sweet irony of Bobbit.
There's a supreme court magistrate here in Tasmania called Justice Pierre Slicer. Which was pretty interesting since I believe he presided over the trial of Mark "Chopper" Read.
Now that's a weird coincidence.
That is an odd coincidence. At least the guy wasn't an ax murderer! ;)
Scary man though. I saw him interviewed on a program which was trying to be "cool", by a quite talented commedienne called "Elle McFeast". He basically intimidated her to such an extent the interview fell apart. As I understand it his job in the underworld was to rob criminals, or to stand over them and scare them so much they would give him their money.
Gosh, sounds like a guy you'd take home to meet your mother. NOT! :)
You know who I feel sorry for? That poor SOB, Goatse Cx.
And I always thought Butki was bad!
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