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The 10 Most Unfortunately Named People on the Internets

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Just be glad you're a Smith, a Jones, a Frank, a Dave or a even a Dweezil. Common names may be boring, but at least you're not bound for a life of teasing, giggling and chattering behind your back. Unless of course, you've been cursed with one of these doozies

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{"commentId":852195,"authorDomain":"LAUHAL63"}

Well, bigfatdrunk will be happy to see the doctor he wanted to his vasectomy!

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  • 5 votes
Reply#1 - Mon Jul 9, 2007 11:50 PM EDT
{"commentId":852315,"authorDomain":"ZenAid"}

LOL. You can't buy branding like that.

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  • 6 votes
#1.1 - Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:57 AM EDT
{"commentId":852834,"authorDomain":"bigfatdrunk"}

How is he not #1? I mean, with a name like Dick Chopp, you're either gonna be a urologist or the highest-grossing hardcore gay kung-fu movie actor ever.

I went to Dr. Hitt. uhhhhhhh, hehehehehehe, hit. Now do you see why I am scarred for life? In addition to all the other scarring?

My testicles feel your love, lauhal. They really do. ;-)

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  • 2 votes
#1.2 - Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:30 AM EDT
{"commentId":852887,"authorDomain":"deatienza"}

I mean, with a name like Dick Chopp, you're either gonna be a urologist or the highest-grossing hardcore gay kung-fu movie actor ever.

I dunno, you could also be a mohel.

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  • 4 votes
#1.3 - Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:44 AM EDT
{"commentId":853711,"authorDomain":"LAUHAL63"}

The way D/0 was carrying on, I'd say it was mo' hell. ;)

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  • 1 vote
#1.4 - Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:41 PM EDT
{"commentId":854089,"authorDomain":"Nycam"}

I don't know. I prefer the sweet irony of Bobbit.

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  • 1 vote
#1.5 - Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:23 PM EDT
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{"commentId":852564,"authorDomain":"djehuty"}

There's a supreme court magistrate here in Tasmania called Justice Pierre Slicer. Which was pretty interesting since I believe he presided over the trial of Mark "Chopper" Read.

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  • 4 votes
Reply#2 - Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:20 AM EDT
{"commentId":852594,"authorDomain":"redwolf"}

Now that's a weird coincidence.

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  • 4 votes
#2.1 - Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:44 AM EDT
{"commentId":852682,"authorDomain":"LAUHAL63"}

That is an odd coincidence. At least the guy wasn't an ax murderer! ;)

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  • 4 votes
#2.2 - Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:28 AM EDT
{"commentId":852710,"authorDomain":"djehuty"}

Scary man though. I saw him interviewed on a program which was trying to be "cool", by a quite talented commedienne called "Elle McFeast". He basically intimidated her to such an extent the interview fell apart. As I understand it his job in the underworld was to rob criminals, or to stand over them and scare them so much they would give him their money.

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  • 3 votes
#2.3 - Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:43 AM EDT
{"commentId":853717,"authorDomain":"LAUHAL63"}

Gosh, sounds like a guy you'd take home to meet your mother. NOT! :)

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  • 3 votes
#2.4 - Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:43 PM EDT
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{"commentId":853810,"authorDomain":"stevetherobot"}

You know who I feel sorry for? That poor SOB, Goatse Cx.

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  • 1 vote
Reply#3 - Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:07 PM EDT
{"commentId":862916,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

And I always thought Butki was bad!

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  • 1 vote
Reply#4 - Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:43 PM EDT
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