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Muskrat fur flies at Miss Outdoors beauty pageant
News Type: Event — Seeded on Fri Apr 4, 2008 7:28 AM EDT
Article Source: Chicago Tribuneadvertisement
Contestant No. 1 sashayed down the catwalk, her hair bouncing in blond curls, and smiled a radiant beauty-queen smile. She picked up a furry dead rodent about the size of a football.
Then she took out a very sharp 4-inch blade and stuck the point in just above the animal's tail.
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