I am the sole judge of this contest.  No whining. No appeals. No arguing.  Just make me laugh with the best Newsvine haiku you can create.

The winner will receive $25 from me via PayPal.   Don't enter unless you have or are willing to open a PayPal account.

• No personal attacks.
• Don't mention other Viners by name unless it's in a positive light.
• Multiple submissions are accepted.
• Post all submissions here.
• All members of Newsvine who are in good standing are eligible.  Guides = OK   Staff = forget it.
• People can vote on as many submissions as they'd like, but please know that I am the judge.  My money...my choice.  :)
• Haiku = acceptable.  Sonnet, ode, triolet, quatrain, quintain, sestina, clerihew, etc. = not acceptable. 
• Save your dirty limericks for the next contest. :O
• Have fun & be creative!